Wednesday, July 11, 2012

It has been FOREVER since I stopped by to chat, curse, and share some sexcapades.  There have been several reasons for my hiatus... work, crazy toddler, vacations, travel, exhaustion...the list can go on and on.  But, when it comes down to it, the real reason I have been taking a break is because I have been thinking about whether or not I belong in the "Mommy Blog" world.  Yes, I am a Mother.  Yes, I have a son.  Yes, I have a husband.  However, my personality, attitute, and interests are so different from these Mom Blogs I read.  Here are some reasons why:

1.   I HATE anything DIY or arts and crafty
2.   I do not like to cook
3.   I do not like to bake
4.   I never want to be called a soccer mom
5.   I pray that I'm called a MILF
6.   I truly believe that a glass of wine a day is a necessity
7.   I have serious, hair flipping, LMFAO dance parties with my son
8.   I curse...A LOT
9.   I like having crazy, wild sex with my husband...and talking to my friends about it
10.  I am a true believer that girl trips (and guy trips) are an important part of every relationship

My list of the "not so typical mom" style could go on and on.  Then I thought...who cares?  Just because I don't make home made wreaths for the front door, would rather buy a cake from Whole Foods than bake one, or enjoy having happy hour with my girlfriends and talking about the "50 Shades of Grey" antics we've been practicing in the bedroom, doesn't mean I'm not a Mom.  I'm my own style of Mom and I must say, a pretty good one.  So... I'm back biaches. 

1 comment:

  1. I've never nodded my head harder in approval. I feel the same way. I have a lot of mommy blogger friends though and feel the need to censor myself a bit on my blog. I really should just say fuck it and full heartedly be myself but I guess I worry about offending people or looking like a terrible mom.

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